Wednesday, May 12, 2010

An Open Letter

Dear Annoying Coworker,

You are simultaneously lazy, a pain in my rear, and a moron.

Please work on this. Perhaps turning your cell off while you're at work will help you because your white trash children and "friends with benefits" (including, but not limited to, your ex-husband, landlord, on and off boyfriend, and cousin(!)) will be unable to call continuously. Also, sending your youngest to boot camp so he doesn't try to escape from alternative school again is a suggestion you might consider.

Edit: Also, if you could refrain from talking at top volume about how your son steals your "malt licker" and your cartons 'o cigarettes, that would be just fabulous, darlin'.

Thanks,
Not Management

P.S. Bless your heart, we're all praying for you.

1 comment:

  1. OMG- this made me laugh! Thank you!! I love your blog- keep up the good work.. you have a new follower!!!

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