You are simultaneously lazy, a pain in my rear, and a moron.
Please work on this. Perhaps turning your cell off while you're at work will help you because your
Edit: Also, if you could refrain from talking at top volume about how your son steals your "malt licker" and your cartons 'o cigarettes, that would be just fabulous, darlin'.
P.S. Bless your heart, we're all praying for you.