Oh, look, my bed is actually made and my room is actually clean (except my pill bottles on the night stand (notice the Disney Princess chewable vitamins) and my pink Remington ear muffs).
Holy ears Batman! Is that you hiding in my pillows?
Nope, just a pooch being nosy and staring at the people in the park.
Hey, Tess (dog next door)! Tess! What's up buddy? Whatcha doin' out there? Aw man, she's digging and can't hear me. I wonder if I can convince Mommy to let me out so I can dig?
Oh! Oh! Hi Mommy. I'm just fluffing these pillows for you. Uh, yeah, that's what I'm doing.